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Re: Omegle
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PostPosted: 21 Sep 2009, 00:01 
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Ah, portanto agora que Bach, Mozart e Beethoven existiram devemos deixar todos de fazer música, é?


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Re: Omegle
PostPosted: 21 Sep 2009, 00:04 
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n é comparável:|

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Re: Omegle
PostPosted: 21 Sep 2009, 00:06 
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É a mesma lógica. Vamos pondo a parvoíce por aqui de qualquer maneira. É para isso que serve o tópico. Senão também quem pusesse coisas cómicas no p'ra descontrair teria de ser sempre mais cómico que o anterior.


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Re: Omegle
PostPosted: 21 Sep 2009, 01:54 
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You: hey
Stranger: im a black aussie
Stranger: hey
You: i'm 2pac
You: and u ?
Stranger: ha ha ha
Stranger: p diddy
Stranger: brus
You: hey diddy
You: wanna work for me ?
Stranger: hey 2pac
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
You: wanna smoke some weed?
Stranger: ha ha ha
Stranger: fuk no retard
You: fuck you fake nigga
You: you aint diddy !
Stranger: ha ha ha
Stranger: u aint fukn 2 pac u dumb fuk
Stranger: get the fuk off
You: yes i am
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup
Stranger: Hey :)
You: whats your name ?
Stranger: Haley. You?
You: 2pac
You: how old are u ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



não sei porquê, mas ri-me pa caralho.

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Re: Omegle
PostPosted: 21 Sep 2009, 02:04 
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tu nao es o 2pac


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Re: Omegle
PostPosted: 21 Sep 2009, 03:29 
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Quote:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from canada
You: bye
You: from portugal
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Re: Omegle
PostPosted: 22 Sep 2009, 20:01 
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http://www.myspace.com/omg_boys101

wtf

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Não tem piada, não do tipo que o TAM gosta pelo menos.
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiii..21 m...do u wanna have sex chat??
You: the last person I chatted with didn't believe i was climbing the everest
You: alone
You: asking for chat sex without saying the gender is very very risky
Stranger: yaa
You: I bet you don't even have a firewall
Stranger: so wat's ur gender??
Stranger: :)
You: depends
You: I have both
Stranger: depends on??
Stranger: the person u r chatting wid
Stranger: :)
You: that's how I'm able to climb the everest and still sew my own socks
You: and cook
Stranger: if the person chatting wid u is m...den u r f..nd vice versa
You: you are totally ignoring me
Stranger: got u mr. or miss.
You: you only care about sex
You: sex is bad
You: love is good
You: make love not sex
Stranger: nd what u care about...just tell me one thing...why peope then come on these stranger sites
Stranger: if u hav to make love then search someone around u
You: there's better places to find online sex
You: besides, in the end it's still you and your hand
Stranger: for e.g.
You: http://www.google.com
Stranger: so finally u told me by mistake
You: that's a good sex search site
Stranger: that u r male
Stranger: :)
You: as if females don't the hand aswell...
You: *use
Stranger: but the words expressing them are different
You: I had already told I was male
You: but you only figured it out when it involved sex
You: that's bad
Stranger: :)
Stranger: r u any religious saint
You: i'm atheist
Stranger: u r continuously giving old man talks
You: and logic says random sex with strangers is bad
You: logic is an old bitch
You: that few people like to have around
You: unfortunately
Stranger: so what's ur age???
You: take a guess
Stranger: around 50
You: cold
You: freezing actually
Stranger: so what's ur age
You: you're supposed to keep guessing
Stranger: 30
You: closer but still not
Stranger: 25
You: a little more
You: not up
You: a little more down
Stranger: :)
Stranger: it's 23
You: for me 6 is a little
Stranger: can't get it??
Stranger: ohh 19
You: 25-6?
Stranger: gt it
Stranger: so where r u frm
Stranger: u r intresting person
Stranger: i must say
You: I must say i'm not
Stranger: :)
You: there's actually nothing interesting in most individuals
You: but as a community
You: there is
Stranger: so which community do u belong??
You: the student community for now, the mid-high level speacialist later I hope
Stranger: but i personally belive that it's individual's identity....person is good or bad not community
Stranger: so what subject do u study??
You: good is relative
You: relative to what you say
You: to what a community sees as good
You: that's the whole basis of ethic and moral
Stranger: yaa..u r right
You: my object of study is computer science
Stranger: ok..so r u doing engineering
Stranger: i mean software engineer
You: eventually I'll be
You: or a just one more code monkey
You: *or just
Stranger: nd i m going 2 become nxt year but the irony is this...dat i don't know more than a 12th class boy
You: I just started college, same situation
You: best not to worry
Stranger: well u must have heard about India
You: and you'll need to know will be trached
You: *teached
You: I've heard India is evolving very fast
Stranger: actually i hv also heard this nd also noticing the fact as i m myself an Indian
Stranger: nd where are u frm??
You: Portugal
Stranger: ohhh christiano ronaldo
Stranger: rite??
You: ha ha yeah
Stranger: i love football
You: there's an individual with nothing interesting
You: but still a celebrity
Stranger: :)
You: wich makes him interesting
You: funny
Stranger: yeah it's very true..today people ony see the stardom..nt an individual
Stranger: so in ur country at the age of 19...evryone are intellectual of ur kind
You: oh no
Stranger: i mean matured enough
You: i could be considered imature
You: in some aspects
Stranger: but ur talks portray something different
You: you know the saying, do what i say not what i do
You: well, it's dinner time
You: it was a nice talk
Stranger: :)..hypocrisy...right??
You: there's lot of it here
Stranger: same here
Stranger: bro
You: cya
Stranger: cya..
Stranger: bbye
You have disconnected.

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Re: Omegle
PostPosted: 27 Sep 2009, 11:56 
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I don't care
You: just make it happen
You: you said it would be here yesterday
You: you know what happens if you don't get it by tomorrow morning?
You: they kill you and then I kill you
You: don't mess with us
You: get the product fast
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle
PostPosted: 27 Sep 2009, 14:50 
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Berlioz wrote:
Ah, portanto agora que Bach, Mozart e Beethoven existiram devemos deixar todos de fazer música, é?


népia, eram merda

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