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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: uh, pretty bad i think
Stranger: you think?
Stranger: like youre not sure?
You: yeah
Stranger: that seems silly
You: i'm even worse now
Stranger: is it cause of me
Stranger: cause that would be gret
Stranger: *great
You: you're evil
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i try
You: You gotta try harder
You: this well goes way deeper
Stranger: clearly not if you think im evil already
You: oh, there's levels of evilness
Stranger: i have candy
Stranger: do you want some?
You: sure
Stranger: and a van full of puppies
You: how many puppies exactly?
Stranger: 27
You: must be a big van or else they just step on each other
Stranger: eh they dont mind
You: wait, are they alive?
Stranger: thats a good question you ask
Stranger: you probably should have asked that first
Stranger: lesson learned my friend
You: that's...that's....omg
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: no really...i do have puppies...
You: can i have one?
Stranger: just....come over and get into my van...
You: and then i can play with the puppies?
You: forever?
Stranger: yea right after i tie you up and feel you cottage cheese
Stranger: **feed
You: uh, I prefer bread and butter
You: can it be?
Stranger: nah man. most people dont like cottage cheese thats why it must be
You: so, you have a van full of puppies and cottage cheese...what else?
Stranger: um i have candy...which may or may not have razor blades in it.
Stranger: you'll have to find that one out for yourself
You: i'll make you take a bite first
Stranger: i dont think so. remember once you get in the van with the puppies i bound and gag you
You: if i'm bound and gagged how do I play with the puppies?
Stranger: the puppies are a ploy silly
You: WHAT?
Stranger: DUH
Stranger: i want you to be my sex slave
Stranger: forever
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: it'll be fun
Stranger: for me anyway
You: geez, it always goes to the sex path
Stranger: uh yea
Stranger: dont you know anything about the internet?
You: *pulls a gun out* give me the puppies...and the candy...and the cheese
Stranger: there's skeezy people on the interwubz
You: i'm going to clean this world of pervers like you
Stranger: i regret to inform you that i am not a perv. im actually a pretty sexy girl
Stranger: lol
You: is that a ploy again?
Stranger: nah man
Stranger: its true
Stranger: boobs and everything
You: o'rly? tell me where the clitoris is located then
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
Stranger: i dont have to tell you
Stranger: its on me lol
Stranger: i know exactly where it is
Stranger: you'll have to learn that for yourself
Stranger: no hints
You: but i need proof
Stranger: i like harry potter and ive been to every midnight premire
Stranger: good enough?
Stranger: lol
You: no
You: you could be a nerdy boy
Stranger: aahh touche
You: perv nerdy boy
Stranger: except im not
You: we are in a situation then
You: a tough one
Stranger: true story
You: there's only one way to solve this...
You: mud fight
Stranger: fight to the death
Stranger: llol
Stranger: im game
Stranger: do i have to wear clothes though?
Stranger: thats no fun
You: but i have to tell you, If i feel anything besides titties and a snatch
You: you're done
Stranger: its a good thing i dont have a HUGE dick then huh
You: BRAINFUCK
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: i win!
Stranger: lol
You: *bows*
You: here's your trophy
You: oh wait
You: there's none
Stranger: aww man
Stranger: i like trophies
You: I do have some candy in my closet...
Stranger: hmm...i do like....wait a minute...
Stranger: are there puppies too?
You: it's a special closet, anything you want is there
Stranger: that seems too good to be true
Stranger: did you know?
Stranger: the cake is a lie
You: unless you enter my closet, the cake is a really true there
You: and no crazy AI to steal it from you
Stranger: but....the wall says....that the cake is a lie
Stranger: i dont believe you
You: disregard the walls
You: they tell lies
Stranger: i dont think walls really talk
Stranger: do you have talking walls>
Stranger: ?
You: I could have
You: in my closet
Stranger: hmm this closet does sound tempting
You: and in it there's only dreams
You: no time and space
Stranger: that sounds terrifying
You: if you do want time you can just imagine it
Stranger: ive done fun things in closets before
You: I bet you've never created life in a closet
You: disregard that
You: I bet you did
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: hmm maybe i did
Stranger: or attempted too
Stranger: lol
You: i'm seriously rofl right now
Stranger: i win again!
Stranger: this is the most fun ive had all day
Stranger: wait thats not true
Stranger: i had ice cream before
Stranger: that was pretty fun
You: before of after you killed the puppies?
You: *or
Stranger: before
Stranger: you cant have ice cream AFTER you kill puppies
Stranger: dont you know anything?
You: I tought you couldn't have MILKSHAKES after killing puppies
Stranger: no no no. milkshakes are fine
Stranger: no ice cream
Stranger: or pie
You: but cake is still okay
Stranger: right
Stranger: but unfortunately the cake is a lie
You: i'm out of ideas
Stranger: yea that was fun while it lasted lol
Stranger: im not usually that creative
You: it's 1am here...
Stranger: only after i kill puppies
Stranger: where are you?
You: far
Stranger: you dont know where i am...how do you know im far
Stranger: i could be sitting outside your house right now
Stranger: you dont know me!
You: well, you would have to climb some stairs first
You: or be like spiderman
Stranger: what are you saying i cant climb stairs!?
Stranger: wtf!!
You: sorry, get trough some doors and then climb some stairs
Stranger: i could manage
Stranger: im a girl...with boobs remember
Stranger: they get me pretty much anywhere
Stranger: even past customs sometimes
You: I don't think doors like boobs
Stranger: i think people that open doors like boobs though
Stranger: most of the time
Stranger: unless youre gay
Stranger: are you gay?
You: to bad it's late here
Stranger: WWHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME!!
You: no i'm not gay
Stranger: LIES
You: I do like cake tough
You: so, i dunno
Stranger: where are you from really?
You: you can know from the difference in time
You: what time is there
Stranger: 8
Stranger: pm
Stranger: i dont do time zones!? wtf!?
Stranger: are you in dublin
Stranger: that would be wicked awesome
You: well, you're either in Canada, USA or brazil
You: or a country next to brazil
Stranger: well i dont say 'eh or speak fluent spanish...
You: he he
You: me neither
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: that puts you anywhere that speaks english lol
You: but the spanish could understand me pretty well
Stranger: i dont like riddles
You: oh, but I do
You: Edward Nigma at your service
You: E. Nigma for friends
Stranger: ha ha very funny
You: c'mon, I don't speak spanish but they understand me fine
You: easy one
You: just get a world map
Stranger: DAMN YOU
Stranger: i have this map lying RIGHT NEXT TO ME
Stranger: holy shit
You: that map is there for a reason
You: muhahahahaha
You: *cough*
Stranger: are you in portugal?
You: excellent
Stranger: go me!
Stranger: im supposed to tell you that i have to leave now
You: oh
Stranger: thats lame
You: that's unfortunate
Stranger: true story
You: but
You: the sun still shines
You: somewhere
Stranger: lol
Stranger: torturemeelmo8 on aim if you feel like talking to me again