Now, this is a story all about how
My e-life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a forum called Tud'a monte

In west Forum-Zone born and raised
On the internet was where I spent most of my days
Trolling out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And haxoring some bitchies outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making drama in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Tud'a monte

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Tud'a monte Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Tud'a monte the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Tud'a monte

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a mod standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get banned
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said *nat and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Tud'a monte'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Tud'a monte

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