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PostPosted: 23 Aug 2009, 04:38 
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nikA wrote:
kCMYK wrote:
Pah, ela pode fazer sexo com quem quiser, mas acho que o "corpo" é um direito que qualquer um tem de querer vender ou não. Afinal, o corpo e a tua própria vida são as únicas coisas que não te podem tirar por direito, daí o tráfego de pessoas ser ilegal. Se for voluntário, é na boa, vendam a conaça, caso contrário, é parvo.


iá, diz isso aos amputados:|

Sim, sou um pseudo-mod! Tudo o que eu sempre quis e sonhei foi ser mod deste fórum!

Agora faz lá o comentário óbvio que o teu intelecto diminuto permite!


Posso dizer, o que saiu já não funciona, sa foda. Se não se mexerem aí temos pena, uma mordaça e ninguém sabe.


Por acaso curtia bué pinar com uma gaja sem pernas e só com cotos nos braços para poder fazer um broche e eu não me mexer.

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Besides, o corpo humano não é previsível em tudo... Há milhões de motivos para ficares fdd da carola, por exemplo... a gaja que gostas cagar em ti e ir mamar piças de pretos...


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PostPosted: 23 Aug 2009, 10:23 
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"Por acaso curtia bué pinar com uma gaja sem pernas e só com cotos nos braços para poder fazer um broche e eu não me mexer."

LOL

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PostPosted: 23 Aug 2009, 15:27 
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kupp wrote:

Só eu me ri do facto do "special programs director" da escola se chamar Robert Cox? :P


Hell of a special program. 9D


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PostPosted: 03 Sep 2009, 19:22 
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Deve estar contente mas também chateado por não ter acontecido mais cedo 9D

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PostPosted: 03 Sep 2009, 20:31 
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The incoming Japanese Prime Minister, Yukio Hatoyama, has suggested that Japan and the UN create a “Thunderbirds” military unit, referring to the classic puppet show.

His puzzling remark:

“A good idea came up. We should have the UN call for the creation of something like ‘Thunderbirds’.”

He was apparently referring to the creation of an international rescue force, using the Japanese armed forces, modelled on that of the TV series.

The DPJ has previously attracted attention for its comical ignorance of military affairs; a senior Diet member involved in a discussion on piracy in the waters off Somalia (the DPJ generally opposes any dispatch of Japanese forces overseas) famously had this to say earlier in the year:

“Well, I have seen ‘pirates’ in manga, but I don’t really get it. Have there really been any instances of pirates attacking Japanese ships?”

This politician, Kenji Hirata, is currently the secretary-general of the DPJ.

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PostPosted: 03 Sep 2009, 20:49 
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Source pls?

found it nvm


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PostPosted: 03 Sep 2009, 23:41 
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TOKYO (Reuters) - Japan's next prime minister might be nicknamed "the alien," but it's his wife who claims to have had a close encounter with another world.

"While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus," Miyuki Hatoyama, the wife of premier-in-waiting Yukio Hatoyama, wrote in a book published last year.

"It was a very beautiful place and it was really green."

Yukio Hatoyama is due to be voted in as premier on September 16 following his party's crushing election victory over the long-ruling Liberal Democratic Party on Sunday.

Miyuki, 66, described the extraterrestrial experience, which she said took place some 20 years ago, in a book entitled "Very Strange Things I've Encountered."

When she awoke, Japan's next first lady wrote, she told her now ex-husband that she had just been to Venus. He advised her that it was probably just a dream.

"My current husband has a different way of thinking," she wrote. "He would surely say 'Oh, that's great'."

Yukio Hatoyama, 62, the rich grandson of a former prime minister, was once nicknamed "the alien" for his prominent eyes.

Miyuki, also known for her culinary skills, spent six years acting in the Takarazuka Revue, an all-female musical theater group. She met the U.S.-educated Yukio while living in America.

(Reporting by Colin Parott; Editing by Linda Sieg)

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE5812DV20090902

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PostPosted: 09 Sep 2009, 22:31 
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PostPosted: 09 Sep 2009, 22:55 
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Deve ter sido um puto aborrecido, neste caso concordo com o uso de drogas para controlo da população.

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