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kupp · **Joined:** 12 Jan 2009, 02:40 **Posts:** 5088

Falta o logo do brazers aí, mas tá o lol.

Cagoita · **Posted:** 12 Aug 2013, 16:17

e-mail q recebi agora

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."
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> "Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
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> "Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
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> "Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the German says unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons"
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> "You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking tha law."
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> The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"
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> "Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.

G3nn · **Posted:** 14 Aug 2013, 21:00

hahaha

Lyxs · **Posted:** 16 Aug 2013, 02:46

Vou só deixar isto aqui.....

Berlioz · **Joined:** 12 Jan 2009, 01:28 **Posts:** 3167

Esse gajo. xD

Ben Dover · **Posted:** 16 Aug 2013, 09:38

Ben Dover · **Posted:** 16 Aug 2013, 09:41

Lyxs wrote:

Vou só deixar isto aqui.....

WHAT

AHAHAHAH

Simon · **Posted:** 16 Aug 2013, 15:10

Also:

kupp · **Joined:** 12 Jan 2009, 02:40 **Posts:** 5088

O coconut já fez o seu debut por aqui, agora o do tampão é que está ligeiramente creepy...