Um homem russo de 44 anos ficou sem metade do pénis. E a culpa foi dum guaxinim com quem o russo, Alexander K, tentou ter sexo.

“Nós não podíamos acreditar quando tivemos uma chamada a perguntar-nos sobre um hospital especializado para realizar a autópsia de um guaxinim que tinha “abocanhado” um pénis de um homem!” Disse um médico veterinário. “O homem teve um momento difícil, é claro, mas esta história provoca-me gargalhadas cada vez que eu penso nela”, acrescentou.

Alexander K, natural de Volgogrado, nunca poderia imaginar que o seu fim de semana com os seus amigos ao ar livre teria um fim terrível.
Era uma festa só de homens, colegas de trabalho. No meio da festa, os homens tiveram um convidado do mundo natural - eles notaram um animal, que parecia um gato.

“Era um belo animal peludo preto e branco com enormes olhos verdes e um lindo rabo,” disse um dos amigos da vítima. Uma vez que não tínhamos mulheres na empresa eu pensei que o animal p”pudesse cuidar de mim”, disse o homem.
Alexander baixou as calças, puxou do seu pénis e ficou de joelhos na frente do animal. De repente o guaxinim atacou o pénis do homem arrancando-lhe cerca de metade do dito.

Os seus amigos fizeram tudo que podiam para ajudar o seu colega ferido e chamaram uma ambulância. Os cirurgiões disseram que nada podiam fazer para recolocar o pénis, eles só conseguiram parar a hemorragia e enviaram o homem para Moscovo para o instituto de urologia.

Mesmo assim ele ainda teve sorte pois o guaxinim era saudável, não tinha raiva. Ele pode agora recorrer à cirurgia plástica para “recriar” o pénis. Um dos médicos terminou dizendo que o paciente precisa ser examinado, não ao pénis mas à cabeça!

Web romance with bogus cyber siren reveals elite lifestyle of Castro's son

She seemed like a nice girl. Claudia Valencia was a 26-year-old Colombian, attractive, chatty and interested in sports and technology. Just the type Fidel Castro's son tended to fall for.

And Antonio Castro did. The pair never met, but conducted an eight-month cyber romance in which the Cuban, in between lifting the lid on the lifestyle of Havana's elite, said he wanted to make love to Claudia.

It is safe to say the relationship will not be consummated. Claudia has outed herself as a 46-year-old male Florida-based prankster and given her story to a Miami television station and newspaper.

Luis Dominguez, a Cuban-born Miamian, said he orchestrated the sting to "shatter the myth" of an impenetrable" security system around the Castro family.

Antonio Castro, 42, the physician to Cuba's national baseball team and reputedly Fidel's favourite son, is said to have conducted more than 20 internet chats with "Claudia" since last October.

He divulged no state secrets, but, according to Dominguez, spilled the beans on freedoms and material privileges enjoyed by the ruling class. "While everyday Cubans were banned from using the internet cafes in Havana hotels, this guy had a BlackBerry and unlimited access to the web," Dominguez told the Miami Herald.

There was no immediate reaction from Cuba's government to the claims.

Dominguez, a security company employee who runs a Spanish- language website, cubaaldescubierto.com, said he got the idea for the ruse during a 2006 baseball tournament in Cartagena, Colombia, where beautiful young women mobbed the Cuban team's doctor"like a rock star".

Based on a study of Castro's former girlfriends he created a virtual woman to fit the ideal, and last summer claudiacartagena82@yahoo.com emailed "tonycsport" to say she was a sports journalist and that they had met at the tournament.

They linked on the Tagged social networking site and started online chats last October. "Claudia" emailed a photo of herself – an attractive brunette with blonde highlights - and the tone quickly turned flirty.

"Guess where I am and I will make love to you without stopping," Castro reportedly wrote during a trip to Russia in January with his uncle Raul, who succeeded the ailing Fidel as president.

Some chats were fleeting, others lasted up to five hours. Castro talked about weekends in Varadero beach, Lacoste shirts and belt buckles, his Apple computer and regular internet access, according to files Dominguez showed to the Miami Herald. He also sent bare-chested photos of himself from Moscow and the Beijing Olympics.

América Tevé channel 41, a Miami network which broke the story, said it corroborated key details.

"The BlackBerry, the computers, the travels – in any country that would be common and normal, but in the case of Cuba, he lives in a world like no other Cuban," said Miguel Cossio, a producer.

"We're showing the audience the two Cubas. That supposed revolutionary morality? Antonio does not live it."