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Re: Consultório Sentimental
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PostPosted: 15 Jan 2012, 15:05 
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Afeganistão? Acho que se planta muito por lá... :p
Papoilas são demasiado frágeis para serem colhidas e usadas em decoração. Pode ser que encontres em vasos, talvez no Horto do Campo Grande.

Na primavera-verão encontras com facilidade nas beiras das estradas...

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Re: Consultório Sentimental
PostPosted: 15 Jan 2012, 16:53 
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Eu ia acrescentar uma piada qualquer mas acho que a imagem chega |:

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Re: Consultório Sentimental
PostPosted: 16 Feb 2012, 00:27 
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s3ker wrote:
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Venho partilhar algo que o meu bisavô me costumava dizer, que parece relevante para esta problemática:

when in doubt, rub one out.

;?

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Re: Consultório Sentimental
PostPosted: 16 Feb 2012, 00:52 
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Kasakas wrote:
when in doubt, rub one out.

;?


Melhor conselho que se pode dar, se depois de bater uma ainda te sentes atraído por uma gaja, mete-lhe um anel no dedo:|

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He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar. I don't quite know the distance but I'm sure that's far, yeah I'm sure that's pretty far.


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Re: Consultório Sentimental
PostPosted: 16 Feb 2012, 00:55 
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Spot on. Por falar nisso, o Berlioz já se masturba?

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Re: Consultório Sentimental
PostPosted: 16 Feb 2012, 01:02 
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Relevant: http://9gag.com/gag/2660931

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PostPosted: 16 Feb 2012, 01:23 
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Kasakas wrote:
Spot on. Por falar nisso, o Berlioz já se masturba?


Hahahaha. Nunca!!


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Re: Consultório Sentimental
PostPosted: 16 Feb 2012, 01:23 
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Kasakas wrote:
Spot on. Por falar nisso, o Berlioz já se masturba?

Não te vemos há mais de cinco anos?


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Re: Consultório Sentimental
PostPosted: 16 Feb 2012, 01:26 
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Isso quer dizer que já te masturbas?

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Re: Consultório Sentimental
PostPosted: 16 Feb 2012, 01:29 
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Estou praticamente casado.

EDIT: Com uma criatura humana.

Justification for editing: Ocorreu-me que o próximo comentário pudesse ser algo do género "com a tua mão?"


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