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Re: pra descontrair
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PostPosted: 18 Feb 2013, 23:13 
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Lyxs wrote:
Melhor:

( Só da com o Chrome )

Ir a um site qualquer, este forum serve e carregar no F12, abre-se a Consola. Colar o que ta ali em baixo no spoiler e Enter. Fechar a consola. Enjoy.

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Re: pra descontrair
PostPosted: 19 Feb 2013, 00:12 
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Re: pra descontrair
PostPosted: 19 Feb 2013, 00:14 
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REPOST MOTHERFUCKER!

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PostPosted: 19 Feb 2013, 00:23 
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Kupp, tu andas a passar muito tempo no Chupz. 9D

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Re: pra descontrair
PostPosted: 19 Feb 2013, 00:36 
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LOL a única vez que lá fui foi quando houve aquele drama todo do vídeo da miúda a levar uma tareia ao pé do colombo... 9D porque dizes isso, muito agressivo nas minhas palavras?

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Indeed! 9D

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opá, o que me ri com esta merda...
http://thechive.com/2013/02/20/birds-wi ... 30-photos/

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Scan_Ferr wrote:

Atingi pela primeira vez a fusão perfeita de LOL e :facepalm:


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